CLEVELAND ABBE ON KRNN,12/3: Considered by many as the “father of the National Weather Service” serving as its leader for 45 years, Cleveland Abbe was born on this date in 1838. Whether rain or shine, make sure not to wither, no matter whiter you go, you are invited to the weather show for Abbe’s birthday on Crosscurrents,12/3 at 8 am.
There is no reason to believe that Cleveland Abbe was a comedian. After all, weather forecasting is no joke… and what follows are examples of same…
How do hurricanes know where they’re going?
They look with their eye!
Why did the cloud stay home?
It was feeling under the weather!
Why don’t more people tell weather puns?
Because the weather is snow joke!
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Accordian to the Weather Channel, its going to snow tomorrow!
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!
Note: I need to speak to the staff about the delay in publishing this message. Sorry.
JIMMY CARTER ON KRNN, 10/1: A Georgia peanut farmer who became the 39th President later known for humanitarian work and the Noble Peace Award, Jimmy Carter was born on this date in 1924. With peanuts on our minds, we invite you to the Jimmy Carter birthday on Crosscurrents, 10/1 at 8am.