Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!
Sure… just like they called Gavin and Wyatt,
but discovered they were dogs not persons and they would have to agree to obedience training and a major gun dog shoot. They said probably a bark and took a piss. Woof anyway?