“Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.”~~~ James Thurber

“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to the society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.” ~~~ George Bernard Shaw

The airplane stays up because it doesn’t have the time to fall. ~~~Orville Wright

“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”. ~~~Mark Twain

“Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.” ~~~Paul Theroux

“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?” ~~~George Carlin